Okay well I went to the DMV yesterday. It’s 3:30 in the morning right now and why am I blogging at this ungodly hour? Because of two things mostly. Not sleeping the previous night, and then having to stay at the DMV for most of the day yesterday. I can only say that, out of all the nuclear weapons, shoulder fired rifles, double edged battle swords, and main battle tanks that man has created, the DMV is the single worst invention ever. I nearly died today if it hadn’t been for my iron will to make it out of there. I mean, as my title states, it was a God damned zoo, alright. The people filling out your papers would just stare at your papers and take their good old time. Despite only having a two minute task, it would take them ten minutes to do it.
Secondly, the place was packed to the brim and lord help me it was absurd. There were babies crying all over the place, and it had to have been the biggest mental trip I’d ever taken. Not to mention I had a total lack of sleep and I felt like I wanted to throw up and pass out. In the end I ended up getting my Interim Permit and acing the Permit Test easily. Now I wait three weeks for my laminated, actual permit with my really dorky and fugly picture to arrive. If it weren’t for one sole redeeming factor of that place, I probably would have never left alive. What was that factor? The women. Well at least like, two of them. One girl that came later on in my ordeal with her dad, was just the most amazing thing and was probably one of the most beautiful girls I’d ever seen. I’d explain her but to even think of her is heart wrenching.
So in conclusion, much akin to a zoo; there are ugly animals, and beautiful creatures that can’t be possibly fathomed or had, and unfortunately in one select case, this zoo was not a petting zoo. I would have given it all away just to have this girl I saw today. I honestly would have. I know it’d probably be the death of me, but she…God, it makes me all teary eyed. She was amazing. From the time she came in and the time I left, I couldn’t help but lock my eyes onto her amazing figure, or stare at her beautiful eyes. It was like she was made from my very fantasies. It’s depressing really. I’ll never have anything close to her. Maybe it’s better I don’t. What the hell would I do with a perfect woman anyway. It’s like carrying around a crate filled with delicate china across a battlefield. How long will it last before you trip and drop everything, and the whole world comes crashing down around you?
Hell what am I talking about, that happens to people even with the ugliest chicks, so who knows. I guess she really made me reflect on my life though because as soon as I got home, I went right to sleep and when I woke up all I could do was cry. Cry and cry and cry over that one thing in life that I don’t have. Love. I don’t know if I really want it now, I seem to be doing an excellent job wherever academics are involved since I’ve been without any distractions. But one day, I guess I’ll have my princess and I can shut up and blog about how happy I am instead of what my trip to the the zoo was like and how depressed I am.
