I WAS JUST READING AN ARTICLE ON E-ONLINE AND GUESS FUCKING WHAT? MY DREAM IS COMING TRUE. A NEW ROBOCOP IS SLATED FOR 2010. And as you might, or might not know, I’m like the BIGGEST fucking Robocop fanboy ever. Here’s the info from the article.
“Keeping up the rerun theme, MGM has hired director Darren Aronofsky to pull a Christopher Nolan and reboot the dormant Robocop franchise.
Aronofsky is teaming with writer David Self (Road to Perdition) to come up with a new story about the cyborg police officer set for 2010. The original 1987 feature, directed by Paul Verhoeven, spawned two sequels as well as a short-lived TV series and video games.”
IS IT JUST ME OR DOES CHRISTIAN BALE SERIOUSLY NEED TO PLAY ROBOCOP?!?!? CHRISTIAN BALE! CHRISTIAN BALE! CHRISTIAN BALE! HE’S FUCKING PERFECT FOR THIS ROLE.
Jesus Christ, this is making me all tingly, and my hair is standing on end. I couldn’t help myself so I had to read all the news to the Robocop Theme song and it’s making me want to fucking jump up and down crazily. I’m gunna have a heart attack. But seriously. Christian Bale would be the ideal Robocop. He has experience under a suit that only shows his awesome lips, he’s slim, and he looks like Murphy from the original Robocop. End of debate.
