They’re having sex and they aren’t being quiet about it. At all. I’m jealous.

I know that thousands and thousands of people out there have already heard of this super hyped 2012 Apocalypse thing, and honestly, I personally regard it as a Y2K syndrome. For as long as man has been alive, man has always been predicting Doomsday. I suppose it gives them a sense of urgency, a sense of being in the right here and right now, and importance. But given the benefit of the doubt, if the world does indeed end on December 21st, 2012, well then I have one thing to say. Why the fuck does it have to happen while I’m still probably only in college and not even legal age to drink yet?

Now, it’s quite obvious nothing will happen in 2012, even the Mayans themselves never said the Apocalypse was to come on 2012, merely a change in world order (which I suppose can be seen as a technological advancement and perhaps mankind getting their shit straight by using technology to help instead of crush) But I’ll never know, and nobody will, because the Mayans are long gone, and their reckoning came a long time ago. Honestly I think every few years, people require a new Doomsday theory. 6/6/06 was supposed to be one along with 2000. Nothing happened then, and nothing will happen on December 21st, 2012. And if anything does, well fuck me. Just my luck to have the world end just as my life is beginning.

I don’t know why people do this, I’m sure if there was any founded Scientific evidence by any accredited organization, they would have released the information a long time ago, seeing as 2012, is a mere four years off (information as in ways to protect yourself, warnings of the coming events, more serious scientific arguments/releases/reports). I hate having to hear about these damn apocalypse theories, especially this one since there’s so much “evidence” founded around it. Must the media bolster these mythological tales for instant hoopla? It’s not only unreasonably frightening and alarming, it’s also completely ridiculous. Now, I’m sure there are plenty of people out there, especially middle aged people and or Mayan literature buffs, that would love to think their miserable and failing lives will all be put to rest on 2012, but I as a just turning seventeen year old teenager, do not need to bear with the grief of such an apocalypse, and nor do the children that I want to father in the future.

In short, if these Maya knew anything they probably should have smelled their own demise first, rather than causing their stories to be translated hundreds of years later and causing all this panic and grief around old wives’ tales. Although honestly, I don’t find anything about this entertaining in the least, and personally-it’s revolting and just plain absurd. Why anyone would rather hold fatalistic ideals about the end of some extinct race’s calendar is beyond me. But I guess it’s all for the same reason we love to watch Godzilla movies, or zombie movies. Mankind just loves the idea of themselves dying I suppose. I guess we’re one sick race of bastards in the end.

I’ve updated the theme, it’s a little more modern now, I think It looks nice compared to the last theme.

I’ve also required registration to post, why, might you ask, has Mad Jackal the great required you to carry out the daunting task of filling out several boxes of text and confirm your email, in order for you to voice your poorly thought out opinions?

For one reason, and one reason only. I’m sick and fucking tired of casual retards, strolling into my blog, without one of their own, and passing judgments. I believe one should practice what they preach. In addition, I would love to see what you democrats/pro-baby killers and Counter strike dorks alike, could come up with.

I bid you good day.

I hate people who stand in line for something, and are totally clueless as to what they want when they get to the damn destination. To cite an example, a little over an hour ago, while me and my freind were in the cafeteria, just chilling out, and in line for some bagels, this stupid bitch in front of me, stands up there, asking what everything is, and how much it costs. Now, I’m all for knowing what you’re about to eat, but before you get there, you should probably at least give some thought to the people in back of you, and whether or not you’re being a total whore, and stopping people from getting food. So yeah, the bitch stands there wondering what to get, and the lunch lady just blurts out “Anyone want to get something while I wait for her!?” And, to my relief, I was next, so I order my bagel, and of course, enjoy the middle part of the bagel, the middle is always the best part. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, go get a bagel, spread cream cheese on it, and look at the hole in the middle, it’s probably filled with cream cheese. So much so, that when you bite down on that small area of the bagel, it creates a sensational taste in your mouth. Sort of like a mouth orgasm. Or a mouth-a-gasm, as I call it.

World of Warcraft rocks ^_^
Teh Edn.

Yeah, well, most of you don’t know who I will be talking about in this entry, but you should be thankful you never ever even spoke to him, or made eye contact with him. The level of stupidity on which this thing operates, is un-imaginable, it’s just sheer stupidity. Anyways, I digress, Lets start with what bugs me about him, I will make this in list form, so it’s easy and short for you to read, and I to type:(NOTE:I refer to this person as an IT, mainly because it tries to pass itself off as a normal human, but infact it is nothing more than a creature)
-It’s a fucking backstabbing lying snivveling punk

- It loves to act like it knows everything

-It plays Valve made games, and sucks off anything that’s available on Steam.

-It isn’t interested in girls

-It tries to act cool

-It’s a total fucking loser prick.

So there, theres my list, I don’t wanna dwell too much on it, so I’ll write more later.

For starters, no I am not racist, I am a racially diverse adolescent. Now, I don’t have anything against Mexicans themselves, okay maybe I do, but seeing as how they just, GOD, I HATE THEM. I’m so sorry, but if you’re reading this, you’re probably not Mexican anyway, you’re most likely Asian or White. But, I digress, they hop into our country, take our jobs (No, whatever comedian made that stupid joke about white people not wanting to be a gardener, yes there are people in need of jobs that are not of Mexican origin) And most of all, commit crimes, and make black people look like puppies. Its a fact, they are completely useless, and just clutter our states like pimples on a teenager. They have a purpose in life, but are just there to antagonize you so badly, you just want to pop every single one. I really hate the fact that they have such nerve to come here, get on welfare, act all big and crap, and expect to not get their ass deported. Then they use the excuse that all Americans were immigrants and should be greatful for Mexicans coming to America. Now, heres the problem with their arguement, which by the way is invalid. Whities came here to settle here, there was no one here, no form of government and only Native Americans. This did not make them Immigrants, this made them Colonizers. As much as Mexicans call themselves immigrants, they aren’t. Lets take the Chinese for example. They came here in the 1800’s looking for work, they kept to themselves, worked hard, withstood the hate against them for taking their jobs, and eventually, climbed the social ladder, now, your doctor is probably Chinese. Did the Chinese bitch and moan about immigration? No!

I’m a die hard republican, all the way, I hate stem cell research, I love oil, I love war, I love religion, and I hate our environment, which is why I say, elect Michael Knight for 2008.Peace.

Well, if anything is deserving of being my first post, I would figure it be about a girl in my class, now, before I continue, I must describe the situation and the circumstances as well as the girl herself. This all caught me by surprise, terribly, after being forced to return to my classes after this almost month long spree of cutting most of my classes, I return to my class, and there, sitting in the front row, right by the door, is this amazingly exotic, beauty. Her skin is fair, her nose perfect, her face etched, her luscious lips red, and her hair long, and dark. Quite stunning from up close as well. Well, moving on, weeks after this, absolutely no activity except for occasional hellos, and eye contact, she does the unthinkable.

No, she doesn’t back me up against a wall in the hallway and start making out with me, although, I would not disagree with that. However, she moves her seat from the front of the class, perfectly in view of the board, and moves it down and to the left, right…next….to…me…..Which, when I walked into the classroom that day, totally took me by surprise, mostly because I was feeling so down and out about myself. Now, I’m this huge pessimistic cynical type of person, everything that ever happens to me, must either be because someone wants something from me, or it was totally due to a problem caused by other events. Her moving her seat, is no exception. I had every angle figured out. She wants to cheat off of me on the test, she wants to see better, her chair has gum on it, the black girl sitting next to her tried to rape her. Everything imaginable. However, nothing could explain it. There was no test, there was no gum, no black girl bothering her, no rape, no nothing. Just the cold hard fact that I was sitting there, like a lump on a log, with this astonishing babe next to me…..I’ll write some more later, I’m bored of writing.

Well…this is gay…I guess I was more bored than anything when I decided to make this blog. Waiting for my World of Warcraft trial to finally finish is going to be a long wait, so here I am. Sitting in front of my computer. I knew it was only a matter of time before I decided to hop onto the blog bandwagon, seeing as I am at loss at trying to use a Journal, since I almost never leave my computer, as soon as I get home. Well, welcome to my blog.